... if you've ever braved tumultuous weather just to hear your favorite bands play songs you already know all the words to at a festival you've attended a billion times.
... if you die a little on the inside when a country singer plays a guitar in a banjo's body instead of an actual banjo.
... if "Hey brother" is by Dan Tyminski, and who even is Avicii?
... if it's not a "solo", it's a "break".
... if you can't be friends with someone who asks who the jug player in your favorite band is.
... if "son" is more often an exclamation of approval than a person.
... if you've ever found yourself saying "yeah, that Jimi Hendrix was pretty good, but have you ever heard Tony Rice?"
... if you measure the prices of everyday items to the prices of banjo strings. (1 pack of Charmin toilet paper is approximately worth 4 sets.)
... if you can name all the members of all the lineups of Doyle Lawson and Quicksilver. In order.
... if you randomly guess the correct chords to an Alison Krauss song on the fly and then celebrate, crowning yourself the king of chord progressions (true story, call me your majesty).
... if you listen to Chris Jones' show on Sirius XM to catch up on the bluegrass trivia you forgot.
... if you listen to Del McCoury's show on Sirius XM to brush up on your Del McCoury impression.
... if you have a Del McCoury impression.
... if Ricky Skaggs playing "Get up John" is the only time you use the 'repeat song ' feature of your car stereo, you might be a bluegrasser.