I've Finally Made It!

I like to think of myself a humble man, raised by humble parents, in a humble home. So I mean not to brag, but I do declare that I have officially made it to the top:

An official meme account used my quote and credited me!

Yes, yes, little, insignificant, sideburns-sporting me!

What's even better, is that their post received some overwhelmingly positive comments! If you want to see for yourself, check out the Baptist Memes, The Independent Funny Baptist here!

For those who perhaps aren't of an Independent Fundamental Baptist background and maybe haven't hung around these kind of people too much, let me explain this joke: This is what I call a #ResponsibleRelationship Christian pickup line. You've heard the stale old standby: "Hey girl, I was looking though the book of Numbers and I realized I didn't have yours!" Gag. My version is the responsible one where you ask the father's permission before everything else. This pickup line has been well received by Baptists all over the internet and now, I hope that Baptist fellas all over the place can add this to their quiver of #ResponsibleRelationship pickup lines. I don't claim to be an expert in the subject matter, but I have been known to give advice on the subject in the past.


I'd like to take this moment to thank Brooke Tallent and Sam Garcia for the glorious opportunity to be an official meme star and comedian. I was just joking around and here I am, 1500+ likes and counting! I even got a couple Instagram followers out of it too! A hearty "WELCOME!" to all of y'all. Glad to have you on board.

Don't any of you worry: I will still be the same humble me I always was. This newfound fame will definitely not go to my head.

Introducing the Mark Wimberley solo tour, now booking for 2018-2019! I'm available for all large-scale celebrity meet-and-greets, concerts, and award ceremonies. Send an email to therealmarkwimberley@gmail.com and I'll send you my lengthy, but humble contract with the totally reasonable contract riders, for an always semi-affordable price! Meet the man who inspired that terribly clever meme that the founder of the Baptist Memes-Independent Funny Baptist called "A masterpiece"!