Roasting Jaron: Clapback time

Remember that Chick-Fil-A guy? You know, the one who faked his own graduation?

Great guy. He's homeschooled, definitely one of my people.


However, he made this recent post on his Instagram page. Check this out:

To be honest, I've not had very much to be outraged about this holiday season since I've never much cared for "Baby, It's Cold Outside" in the first place, so if I work really hard, I can find it in my warm and jovial heart to muster up enough outrage to strike back.

Ok, Mr. Myers. Ok. Let's just settle the score here.

You might work with deliciously-crispy-fried chicken sandwiches, but it's about time YOU were roasted. 

There are FOUR major issues with your post:

1. As a homeschooler, you of all people should remember to put a period after your sentences.

Did you drop out of Grammar 101 too? Ohhhh you just got served, my pleasure.

2. If "our @ 'as' the words"? Is that part of the dialect where you come from?

3. As a homeschooler, you of all people should know that ALL universal statements are false, including this one.

Just because I have to specify that, among all the other Mark Wimberleys in the world, I'm "THE" real one, does not make me a second-class citizen. It just makes me a citizen with a name more common than I anticipated for marketing purposes.

4. This is big talk coming from a guy who didn't have an "OFFICIAL" graduation.

 Since you invested all of $38 on a college education, why can't you spend a little money on that "e" that Meyers has been missing?

I challenge you to a competition, Mr. Jaron Myers. Let's see who has the most name recognition: The Real Mark Wimberley, or just plain ole Jaron Myers. The loser must post to Instagram, displaying the merch of the other.

BRANG IT, CHICKEN MAN!