For the tens and maybe ones of people still paying attention, you may have noticed that there has been a lot of speculation as to who was hosting the very non-prestigious Oscar Awards this year. Then, after careful consideration, comedian Kevin Hart was selected...
...but then some people who had a lot of time on their hands decided that he wasn't "right" for the job. So he's out 48 hours after he was hired.
So now all eyes turn toward the only one left on planet earth who's funny, talented, extremely well-known, good-looking, and has never Tweeted anything embarrassing ever in his entire life: The Real Mark Wimberley.
But alas, as obviously qualified as I am for such a job, I must announce that I, too cannot host this year. It comes as great sadness to the remaining viewers of the Oscars, but I cannot change one simple fact:
I cannot host the Oscars because my invitation was lost in the mail.
I know, what's a feller to do? I don't fault the post office, really. They have so much on their plate right now, what with the Christmas online shopping season in full swing. They're probably half-mad with the crazy schedule of mis-delivering boxes and crushing breakable things. I get it, honest I do, and it's completely okay.
This year, Kevin Hart and I will be hanging out, binge-watching the Andy Griffith show and jamming out to Boyz in the Sink's live album on vinyl instead of the Oscars. We're not bitter at all, right, Kev?
Instead of "funny" in the description of you, "professional comedian" should be substituted. xD
ReplyDeleteAnd not to forget; "very humble". ;-)
Always enjoy reading your posts!
Oh, Megs. They don't come any humbler than me, let me tell you what! XP
DeleteThanks so much for your support, though, for reals! It means a lot!