8 Perfect Bluegrass Valentine's Day Songs

If Californians aren't confused enough by the tremendous amounts of water falling from the sky, they were all but mortified a few weeks ago when little balls of ice took the water drops' place. Since I am now convinced the World is ending, I feel like there's no need for a Valentine's Day themed post...


...but you know me better than that! I have just enough time to squeeze it in while I build an Ark.


All you bluegrass lovers out there are definitely stressing out right now about finding a nice bluegrass song to sing to your significant other that doesn't include cheating behind anyone's back, poisoning a little glass of wine, loving and losing, stabbing anyone through the heart or shooting people to watch them die. A daunting task indeed, but not impossible, you'll find! Allow me to present 8 of the All-Time-Greatest bluegrass Valentines Day songs. Now let me just state that this list will only be good for people who actually have a Valentine. All of us single people can go listen to "Ain't Nobody Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone". We don't need a list.

Oh! I have a fun idea: I'll present my picks in countdown fashion! What fun.

8.  If My Nose Was Running Money - Mike Snider

Seriously, though. Did you think I would make a list like this without including this ol bluegrass classic? It made the list because the lyrics paint a picture of devotion and sacrifice which can only be described as...vivid. While wishing to have all sorts of wealth dripping from your face to give your loved one is definitely "one booger of a problem", it is more importantly a cheerful thought to know that one sneeze could mean buying a John Deere tractor and a new Mercedes. That is if their nose was running money...but it's snot. Definitely not a song for the germophobe.

7. John and Mary - IIIrd Tyme Out

I've said it before, so I'll say it again: I've said this before. Also, Russell Moore could sing an Ikea instruction manual and win a Grammy for it. That's why this song made the list: Russell's flawless and sincere delivery makes the lyrics seem so much more heartfelt and so much more, well, sincere. You gotta admit, this song explains marriage a thousand times better than "that blessed arrangement, that dream within a dream, and love, true love, will follow you forever..." (and if you've never seen that movie, my entire joke went over your head and I'm sorry). Thus, the story of John and Mary made the list hands down. Also, killer mandola intro. Just saying.

6. Pretty Little Miss In the Garden - Stanley Brothers

Need we look any farther for a more adorable love story? Carter and Ralph deliver a timeless tale of a girl who loves her beau so much, that she hopes he's happy even "if he's drownded" (and I've never seen a happily drownded man before). She even goes so far as to say that if he finds someone else, she'll love the girl that marries him. That's almost grounds for a restraining order, to be honest. Of course, by the end of the song (SPOILER ALERT!!!!) she realizes this nosy guy asking all the questions is actually her beloved and then he gives her precisely three kisses. How she didn't realize this before, I don't guess I'll ever know, but as the young kids these days say at the end of their fairy-tales, they lived happily ever after. If the story don't get ya, George Shuffler's cross picking will.

5. Til the End of the World Rolls Round - Flatt and Scruggs

Obviously, a song that sets a time limit on love is usually overlooked for lists such as these, but since the sun will keep coming up and down and the big blue sky ain't coming down to the ground anytime soon, I decided this one could be the exception to the rule.

4. Storms are On The Ocean - The Three Pickers feat. Alison Krauss

This is one of those songs I've been hearing for such a long time. By the Carter Family first, and then by almost everybody else. The Three Pickers are my favorite version. This song goes hand-in-hand with the previous one on my list, because it too lists the world losing its motion as the time when the love will fail. That and if she drops it first. But regardless of that, it still represents an undying devotion that will sure make you feel all sappy and sugary on the inside. The heavens may cease to be if I should omit this song from my list.

3. Walk Through This World with Me - The Seldom Scene

Just the title alone could suffice to have its own spot on this list. But when the inimitable John Duffey sings it with the tight harmony of Seldom Scene, the whole song comes to life. So why did this song make the list? Go listen to it. Seriously. I'll wait.

2. My Heart Is Yours - Doyle Lawson and Quicksilver

It's no wonder that this song was chosen as the title track of his 1990 release. When you got a lineup like Russell Moore, Jim Mills, Ray Deaton, and Mike Hartgrove, how can anything you record go wrong? With words like "and til the end of time, my heart is yours", you couldn't expect anything more perfect to include on this list. If you're gonna choose a Valentines day bluegrass song, it'd better use phrases like "you're all I need" or "I thank the Lord up above that you're loving me, such a lucky break!" If you Google search the word "romantic", this song will automatically open in a new tab. Try it! Also, if you Google search "gullible" your picture will show up....

1. My Only Love - Dailey & Vincent

This one topped my list. A Statler Brothers original, Dailey & Vincent and the boys gave it a bluegrass spin so that it could be included in this list.  How thoughtful of them. At the opening line "You and I were meant for one another", you know this is going to be as lovey-dovey as it gets. The harmony, lyrics, and over all delivery makes this my top pick for the #1 bluegrass Valentines Day song.


There you have it!  Obviously, this list comes with the disclaimer that it is by no means exhaustive. But I think it'll get you through this holiday with flying colors. Which songs did I leave out? Comment below and let me know!

4 Lessons I Learned On Tour

You know me, I always love traveling. If it were free, you'd never hear from me again...til I showed up at your house. Because it's free.

After several weeks of tromping through beautiful, dear, old Dixie, I bring our tour to a close next week with five nights at the OC Fair. I love my job.

Nothing is ever easy, and that includes doing the things I love. When life gives you lemons, pretend they're just oranges and eat them with a smile. Here are some nuggets of wisdom I gleaned from my most recent tour with my band:

1. Sit with your back to the wind around the campfire

The reason is simple: The smoke and ashes don't get in your eyes...

...as often.

2. Drive the California Highways with an even temper

We spent weeks in the south driving the highways without so much as one stupid driver, nor were there bumper-to-bumper cars crammed on the road. It was not long after we entered California again when the number of cars increased and the collective IQs diminished. That's all a part of traveling through the Golden State. Don't let it get to you, or you're gonna have a miserable trip.

3. Sometimes the thing tugging on your line ain't a fish

True story. 

4. If the hat fits, buy it (as long as it's not dirty)

It has been about four years since I've been able to fit in my performance hat. Frankly, I miss it. I've been meaning to buy a new one for years, but I have a head that's shaped like a de-horned gazelle (I guess?). Last week, I found one that actually fit on my noggin without hiding my ears or crushing my skull, but it was covered in dust and lint and the brim was bent. Needless to say, I'm still hat-less and will continue to perform so until further notice.

I hope these lessons will be of some help to you in the future. 

These lessons can also be metaphorical if you'd like. Think of something and get back to me.

Every Western Ever

There's no need a looking for Roy and for Gene,
They've disappeared from the big movie screen,
They've been replaced now by violence galore,
And nobody kisses their horse anymore.

If any of you all have heard the above song, you get my overall feeling for old westerns. I grew up on them and still watch them when I get the chance. I miss the days when our silver screen heroes kissed their horses.  Ever since I can recall I've wanted to be a cowboy, and sometimes, I wish I owned a horse to kiss. I was talking with a fellow western-enthusiast the other day (you may know her from her blog) and we thought about some of the greatest western movie cliches that no western should be without.

1. If you can't decide if you're good or bad, look at your hat or facial hair. 
With the exception of Hopalong Cassidy, good guys wear white hats. Bad guys wear anything from black hats, to grey hats, to bowler hats, to Dapper Dan pomade. Bad guys also have a very wimpy mustache that's almost unnoticeable until you see them up close.

2. Getting shot is no big deal. Getting hung is another story.
For being a common method of threats and intimidation, gunshot wounds are the easiest to patch up. Just take the ol bandanna, put arm in it as a sling, make sure the elderly doc takes a look at it, and that cowboy is up and running by the next scene! Also, shooting a man is punishable by hanging. Cheating at cards is punishable by hanging. Stealing cattle is punishable by hanging. Falsely hanging someone is punishable by hanging. There's no recovering from the trusty necktie party. Bummer.

3. On the white hat team, there are two sidekicks. One thinks of food, and the other thinks of girls.
The hero is lonely and hungry.

4. The bad guys have bigger blabber mouths than the sidekick who thinks of girls.
Even though the sidekick who thinks of girls is always telling the hero's plans to the girl who was actually working for the bad guy, it is usually the bad guys who tell more of the family secrets. How often has the hero been tied up in a chair inside a deserted cabin to have the bad guy say "And now that I have captured you and am going to shoot you and kill you, I will be free to go back into town and rig the election so I will be the mayor and impose ridiculous taxes on the incoming cattle so I can make a fortune and bankrupt cattle farmers from here to Kansas!" Thanks for the info, El Diablo.

In tandem with this we have...

5. Bad guys are all stupid except for the leader.
Seriously, we would never know what the evil plan was if the Boss didn't repeat it for the umpteenth time, and this time conveniently on the silver screen for the viewer's delight. Sounds something like: "I don't get it boss, why do we steal the gold when we can just get a job and earn it?" "Listen, lunkhead, I'll do all the thinking!" Amirite?

6. Of all the Indian tribes that were stirred up in the west, the Apache is the only one to be scared of.
"The Apaches are coming!" No way. Cue the crying women, frightened children, and noble sharpshooters. Sure, history documents that the Apaches made a lot of attacks in the olden days, but that's a different story.  Where are the other tribes? The Apache territory was placed in the southwest from Arizona to the southern side of Texas, a relatively small area. You can't tell me every single western took place in that one teensy area. Oh, you can? Ok then.

7. Dynamite is a game changer.
For some reason, there's always the old timer with dynamite. Or maybe that was just Gabby Hayes. At least he was always around when they needed him.

I anticipate a stampede of western movie enthusiasts pointing out all of their favorite shows or movies that doesn't fall into these cliches. To those people I say hold your horses and holster your guns! You noticed I left out the part about the singing and yodeling posse (and I saw a movie once where they bad guys where the singers), the horse that understands complicated instructions ("Go find Dale and tell her I need some rope, Trigger!") and that one old man named Grubstake who served as the toothless comedic relief. There are a lot of generalizations to be made with any old movies, but the ones listed are my absolute favorites.

As I ride into the sunset, I just want to emphasize how much I miss good old fashioned westerns. Entertainment just ain't the same without them.

Until we meet again, happy trails, saddle pals!

So let's take our hats off to those long gone cowboys
The Hoppys, the Genes, Rex Allens, and Roys,
They've cast a long shadow we're all searching for,
Where nobody kisses their horse anymore.

Pleasant Dreams....maybe.

Some say I'm a dreamer.  No really. Some actually do say that.  I have to agree with them, too.  I have ALWAYS had an overactive mind and aspirations as lofty as the forehead on a giraffe with glandular issues.  But, we all find out sooner or later that our dreams and reality are sometimes two very different things.

Basically, I don't ask for much.  My bucket list has three things on it:

1. Play the Opry
2. Play Carnegie Hall
3. Grow a beard

So far, nothing has been crossed off.  Very depressing, I know.  Do you have any idea how long I've waited for a beard?

Besides that, we as human beings tend to make lists for ourselves. Lists to remind us to do things, to not do things, and to make list of lists telling us to list things to do or not.  It gets exhausting!  I could try and offer sound advice like "Stop with the lists already" but then you would have to put that down on another list of reasons why you should get rid of your lists.  MAKE IT STOP!

Behold, I have come up with a revolutionary way to achieve your dreams, no matter how wild, utilizing minimal strategic lists and painful memorization!  Here are three basic plans:

Plan A: The Under-Over-Achiever

    Here's how this works:  Lump all your dreams into one generic achievement. This way, the interpretation of your goal can be ambiguous and you'll soon justify crossing everything off your list!  For example, my above bucket list could just consist of one item: "Grow up and get a job".  This is sure to be crossed off soon, and depending on how you look at it, I could cross it off right now!


Plan B: The Over-Under-Achiever

     This may seem a little bit like the previous plan, but it is totally worth giving a try anyway.  Break up all of your goals into teeny tiny little baby-step-goals.  You're bound to cross off the majority of your list as you write it!  Observe Plan B going into effect with my previous list: GOAL#1:  1.) Buy a guitar, 2.) Learn to play chords, 3.) Learn a song, 4.) Start a band, 5.) Work up a repertoire,  6.) Play gigs, 7.) Play the Opry. 8-14.) Repeat previous steps and play Carnegie Hall, 15.) Grow a beard
Did you see that?  I can cross off most everything but the last few items! Cyber high-five! (Now go explain why you just gave your computer screen a high five)


Plan C: The Finisher

     Open your mouth and scream "I'm finished!" and tear your list of goals into shreds.  Done. Forget goals. Can't you be satisfied with what you have?

This hopefully inspired you to do things you can be proud of and to keep your dreams happy ones.
I hope I was of some help to you.  Keep on keeping on!